This lightweight cotton tee brings a wicked sense of humor to everyday wear. A bold, retro-style graphic of a skeletal rubber duck rising from murky water reads “ZERO FLOCKS GIVEN” in arched, vintage lettering — equal parts snark and dark whimsy. The retail cut and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable through long weekends, park hangs, and late-night coffee runs. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams help it keep a crisp shape wash after wash. Wear it when you want to shrug off drama with a grin and a little attitude.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for softness and breathability
- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer or wear alone
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; sourced blanks from Honduras, responsibly manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Returns policy
Every UNFKWTBL product is made to order. We do not accept returns or exchanges for ordering the wrong size or color, or for a change of mind. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, email unfkwtblcompanyinc@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery. Include your order number and clear photographs showing the problem. Once the issue is verified, we will arrange a replacement or refund. Do not mail an item back unless we instruct you to do so.
This policy does not limit any rights provided by applicable law.
Shipping policy
Most products require 2–7 business days for production before shipping. FREE standard U.S. shipping is included on every order—no minimum and no code required. Applicable sales tax is calculated separately at checkout. International and expedited shipping, when available, may cost extra.
Tracking information will be emailed when available. Delivery dates are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, holidays, weather, customs, or an incorrect shipping address.