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Soft, lightweight cotton sits against the skin while a small chest emblem keeps things subtle up front. The back bursts into a bold, vintage-style illustration: a masked figure in a floral shirt holding a glowing mai tai, palms and moonlight in the background, with the cheeky slogan “MAI TAI MASSACRE — Camp’s closed. Bar’s open.” It wears in easily with jeans or boardshorts and carries a sly, tongue-in-cheek energy that sparks conversations at beach bars, bonfires, or late-night hangouts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz), this tee feels breathable and layers cleanly. Construction details like side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label add comfort and durability. Sleeve and neck prints use modern DTF\/DTG techniques for crisp, colorful artwork. Ethically produced with REACH compliance and responsibly sourced blanks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt fits a retail silhouette — neat at the shoulders with a classic crew neckline — and comes in versatile color blends for heather and ash tones. 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